Quoting Noodles123:

1. Pork chops are not a good item for the potluck at my Zionist meeting

2. "That's what she said" is NOT an appropriate response when told my arteries are clogged and hard

3. I can't deny my love of Twinkees but I must never let them have my essence

4. Learning Greco-Roman wrestling from your coach is cool but not when he's your tennis coach

5. Bro's before ho's

6. When I make my girl's eye twitch it is NOT with delight

7. Asking what he does with the other shoe to a one legged man might be considered rude EVEN by Noodle standards

8. The best way to ruin a relationship is to get married

9. Never trust a woman with a big butt and a smile

10. Picking on Canadians is not only a right as a Noodles but a duty as an American when confronted by our runaway Northern 51st State

1. Pork chops are not a good item for the potluck at my Zionist meeting

2. "That's what she said" is NOT an appropriate response when told my arteries are clogged and hard

3. I can't deny my love of Twinkees but I must never let them have my essence

4. Learning Greco-Roman wrestling from your coach is cool but not when he's your tennis coach

5. Bro's before ho's

6. When I make my girl's eye twitch it is NOT with delight

7. Asking what he does with the other shoe to a one legged man might be considered rude EVEN by Noodle standards

8. The best way to ruin a relationship is to get married

9. Never trust a woman with a big butt and a smile

10. Picking on Canadians is not only a right as a Noodles but a duty as an American when confronted by our runaway Northern 51st State